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Wednesday, November 16th 2011, 10:21pm

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So funktioniert das EU Rettungspaket

Das ist doch Käse, und ich hoffe, Du hast selbst bemerkt, weshalb.
In dem Witz ist ja jeder einzelne sowohl Schuldner als auch Gläubiger über die selbe Summe. Unterm Strich hat also eh jeder eine ausgeglichene Bilanz, sowohl vor als auch nach dem Ringtausch.
Wenn man das wirklich auf die Situation von z.B. Griechenland übertragen wollte, dann müsste Griechenland nicht nur Schulden in Höhe von x€ haben, sondern auch Aussenstände in der selben Höhe, und dann gäbe es eigentlich gar nicht dieses Problem.
Wenn in dem Witz noch einer vorkäme, der Unsummen von Kohle bunkert und bei dem viele Schulden haben, dann wär das schon realisitischer, aber dann funktioniert der Witz halt nicht mehr.

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Thursday, November 17th 2011, 4:45pm

SMS Sprüche.
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 12:47am

Hehe... Handys machen echt dumm! Mich hat auch mal einer angerufen:
"Hi, stehe vor Deiner Tür, wo soll ich klingeln?"

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Friday, November 18th 2011, 9:51am

Schuhpaste?

Gut ist der Spruch auf dem T-Shirt: Besser fett als hässlich. ;)
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 11:41am

Das solltet ihr euch mal durchlesen.
Nette Geschichte. LOL
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 11:52am

Also das ist wirklich ururalt - aber immernoch lustig :D

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Friday, November 18th 2011, 1:29pm

.....ohne Worte.
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 1:51pm

.....Teil2
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 2:07pm

Das mit den Frei-SMS ist am besten :D

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Friday, November 18th 2011, 2:08pm

Ja, dass mit der Schwangerschaft ist aber auch nicht schlecht. :)
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 2:13pm

Haha, wie dumm wir Menschen doch alle sind!

Das mit der "Lass mal klingeln"-SMS probiere ich auch mal...! :D
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 3:02pm

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Haha, wie dumm wir Menschen doch alle sind!

Das mit der "Lass mal klingeln"-SMS probiere ich auch mal...! :D

Gut, dass es keine Multi-SIM-Verträge oder SMS-Versende-Services mit frei wählbarer Absendernummer gibt.

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Friday, November 18th 2011, 5:31pm

Am besten finde ich die mit den Frei SMS ;)

Schwangerschftstest und positiv verwechseln leider viel zu viele
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 7:37pm

Aber wenn bei dem Schwangerschaftstest was dabei Rauskommt, dann ist das doch Positiv. LOL28
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 7:43pm

Jaja, wie investieren. Erst steckst du was rein und später kommt mehr dabei raus.
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Friday, November 18th 2011, 10:29pm

Die Polizei hat eine flüchtigen Räuber gefangen, und will von ihm den Namen seines Kumpels wissen. Nach langem Verhör sagt er, "Ich Verpfeiff doch meinen eigenen Bruder nicht".
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Wednesday, November 23rd 2011, 2:02pm

Tolles Hobby. :D
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Wednesday, November 23rd 2011, 2:09pm

^^ Da schieb ich noch was hinterher *gg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBdo5WPsH…player_embedded
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Thursday, November 24th 2011, 8:07pm

Na, wenn wir schon dabei sind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDy_I_yN-E
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Thursday, November 24th 2011, 10:02pm

Für youtube gibt es einen eigenen Fred
Wem es beim Bit zählen schwindelig wird, der hat zuviel davon.